New Year: New Me? We'll See.

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Guess what time it is? Yep, you guessed right. It's that time of the year when we typically wake up hazy-eyed and hung over finally "ready" to completely change our lives and actually tackle all those resolutions we oh-so conveniently ignored. It's funny how a change of date can make average citizens suddenly think they can become superhuman, sexy bitches that can achieve anything in a mere twelve months. It's not like I'm above the trend or anything. I also got a gym membership and Crest whitestrips for Christmas, in hopes of becoming a Victoria's Secret Model. I'm teasing but I'm not against this first of the year "go-getting," I'm actually all about it, but I think it's hilarious how January 1st (or the first day of school) can give you that clean slate feeling. Anywhoo, here's my own list of what I hope I will concur this year.

Cross your fingers:

1. I will stop biting my nails. My teeth are actually hurting from it, although that could be the whitestrips, but whatever, it needs to end.

...to this. Yeah, right.

2. I will turn in my work early. I'm kind of, sort of a procrastinator...hence this entry, really I should be solidifying Shakespeare lines. Whoops.

3. I will complete the INSANITY work-out with my boyfriend and friends. It's only 60 days out of the year that I'll want to kill myself for a hawt bod. Definitely worth it.

4. I will be more positive. This requires constant attention. It's not that I'm pessimistic, I just enjoy judgement a bit too much. It makes for entertainment in my mind, but super bitchiness on the exterior. Gotta nip that in the butt.

5. Curse less. I talk like a sailor, and I imagine I can take out those big bad words from my vocabulary, but maintain my use of "bitch." It's just too hilarious to me to nix permanently.

6. Get a minimum of a B+ in any class this semester.

7. Be more active in my sorority.

8. Get more sleep. At least 7-8 hours every night. Right now I get about 4, damm --er, darn, insomnia.

9. No soda. Minus chasers of course. (I kind of started this my freshman year, but I kind of slipped off the wagon over break). 

10. Go out and plan times to relax, but party less. It's gonna rough, but I cut out a lot of calories and get more sleep...well hopefully.

I'll update y'all on how this all pans out. But who knows? Hopefully my arsenal of discipline quotes from Pintrest will keep me on track...or I'll just get sucked into the world Pintrest. But again, we'll see...

Snugs&Hugs,

Daryl