So...

I'm 21. More on that later.

Procrastination among other things...

I've been avoiding my room for the past two days due to its current state but now. I finally have an hour of free* time so I'm tackling my room. It's funny how laundry and figuring our how to de-smell your tennis shoes becomes lyke super important and interesting when you have a massive list of crap to do. I love cleaning and organizing, especially when the rest of my life is piling up. It's instant gratification and creates a space where I can spread out and get shit done...pardon my French.

So if you're feeling overwhelmed come join the crazy band wagon and de-stain, sanitize and alphabetize your life with me.

Snugs&Hugs


*free actually means I have an insane to-do list that constantly infiltrates my thoughts but nothing is going to explode within the next hour if I don't do it immediately.

Almost there, but...

I haven't posted in a while, and by in a while I mean since I started blogging a year ago...yeah....whoops.

Whatever.  I thought to start back up I'd check in with those good ol' New Years resolutions:

The Resolutions:

http://daryldoesdisaster.blogspot.com/2012/01/new-year-new-me-well-see.html

The Results:

1. I kind of stopped. Basically whenever my nails are painted I'm good, but other than that is chompin' time.

2. I'm better, but I still manage to procrastinate on those long writing assignments. I have til midterms to get my shit together.

3. Didn't do INSANITY, but I did start working out more regularly after A Chorus Line. In fact, I started doing a little half hour workout with some ladies in the theatre department which I prefer to call BUFF UP BITCHES.

4.  I have been more positive, but when I get super busy or anxious I tend to slide back into bitch central.

5.  Uhh... have you been reading my past few results? Yeah...

6. I did get a C last semester. I suck. Hopefully this semester will be better. It seems to be going better. I just figured out how awesome the library is for getting crap done. Who knew?

7. DELTA ZETA has been great! I still have to miss a lot, but I've definitely made it more of a priority and I'm so happy that I have. There are some amazing girls in our house and I've been lucky enough to have time to get to know them better this semester.

8. I was getting more sleep,  then I started getting more homework. I have been being more consistent about waking up early though and that feels awesome.

9. I've been good about soda. I caved a couple of times during A Chorus Line when I just needed some sugar during those 12 hour rehearsals.

10. I've been better about taking a chill pill. Could always use more down time. Once I start Boardwalk Empire I'm sure it'll come.

Sweet deal. I didn't totally ignore my goals. I still have three months to really focus on them. Although, #10 is probably gonna fly out the window on my birthday (which is in 24 days, I might add).

Snugs.

New Year: New Me? We'll See.

From this...

Guess what time it is? Yep, you guessed right. It's that time of the year when we typically wake up hazy-eyed and hung over finally "ready" to completely change our lives and actually tackle all those resolutions we oh-so conveniently ignored. It's funny how a change of date can make average citizens suddenly think they can become superhuman, sexy bitches that can achieve anything in a mere twelve months. It's not like I'm above the trend or anything. I also got a gym membership and Crest whitestrips for Christmas, in hopes of becoming a Victoria's Secret Model. I'm teasing but I'm not against this first of the year "go-getting," I'm actually all about it, but I think it's hilarious how January 1st (or the first day of school) can give you that clean slate feeling. Anywhoo, here's my own list of what I hope I will concur this year.

Cross your fingers:

1. I will stop biting my nails. My teeth are actually hurting from it, although that could be the whitestrips, but whatever, it needs to end.

...to this. Yeah, right.

2. I will turn in my work early. I'm kind of, sort of a procrastinator...hence this entry, really I should be solidifying Shakespeare lines. Whoops.

3. I will complete the INSANITY work-out with my boyfriend and friends. It's only 60 days out of the year that I'll want to kill myself for a hawt bod. Definitely worth it.

4. I will be more positive. This requires constant attention. It's not that I'm pessimistic, I just enjoy judgement a bit too much. It makes for entertainment in my mind, but super bitchiness on the exterior. Gotta nip that in the butt.

5. Curse less. I talk like a sailor, and I imagine I can take out those big bad words from my vocabulary, but maintain my use of "bitch." It's just too hilarious to me to nix permanently.

6. Get a minimum of a B+ in any class this semester.

7. Be more active in my sorority.

8. Get more sleep. At least 7-8 hours every night. Right now I get about 4, damm --er, darn, insomnia.

9. No soda. Minus chasers of course. (I kind of started this my freshman year, but I kind of slipped off the wagon over break). 

10. Go out and plan times to relax, but party less. It's gonna rough, but I cut out a lot of calories and get more sleep...well hopefully.

I'll update y'all on how this all pans out. But who knows? Hopefully my arsenal of discipline quotes from Pintrest will keep me on track...or I'll just get sucked into the world Pintrest. But again, we'll see...

Snugs&Hugs,

Daryl

What's Up Bitches

Here I will tell you many a thought. If you tune in you'll be graced with my mini-life crisis', my ludicrous but always right opinions and my attempts at fashion, make-up, cakez and craftz. I lyke to spell things like a middle skewl girl sometimes. I'm not actually that dense, nor am I a middle school girl (I'm actually in college, surprise, surprise.) It entertains me, and I think I'm hilarious so don't get your panties in a twist. I'm also crass and I enjoy that so if you don't pardon my french.

Just so you know the title of my blog is thanks to two main proponents:
1) I was recently in a scene from the wonderful porno made musical Debbie Does Dallas. Yes, I act and yes I'd like to make money doing it. Acting, not porn. Anyway, I loved being in a skimpy tank-top and spandex with my scene partners so much that I thought I'd model my blog after that title so I could be reminded of dumb, sexually explicit cheerleaders every time I got online. (I'm also sarcastic.)
2) I thoroughly enjoy a good bit of alliteration.

Well I suppose that's all the information I'm going to lend today.

Ciao for now,
Daryl