Wednesday, December 7, 2011

What's Up Bitches

Here I will tell you many a thought. If you tune in you'll be graced with my mini-life crisis', my ludicrous but always right opinions and my attempts at fashion, make-up, cakez and craftz. I lyke to spell things like a middle skewl girl sometimes. I'm not actually that dense, nor am I a middle school girl (I'm actually in college, surprise, surprise.) It entertains me, and I think I'm hilarious so don't get your panties in a twist. I'm also crass and I enjoy that so if you don't pardon my french.

Just so you know the title of my blog is thanks to two main proponents:
1) I was recently in a scene from the wonderful porno made musical Debbie Does Dallas. Yes, I act and yes I'd like to make money doing it. Acting, not porn. Anyway, I loved being in a skimpy tank-top and spandex with my scene partners so much that I thought I'd model my blog after that title so I could be reminded of dumb, sexually explicit cheerleaders every time I got online. (I'm also sarcastic.)
2) I thoroughly enjoy a good bit of alliteration.

Well I suppose that's all the information I'm going to lend today.

Ciao for now,
Daryl

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